Chapter 303 On 10086 Ways of Death for Monks!
Chapter 303 On 10086 Ways of Death for Monks!
Gou Yuanfeng.
When Zhenren Gou Yuan received Lin Yang's voice transmission, his expression changed drastically.
"My life is over!"
This is the first real Gou Yuan felt.
Lin Yang invites himself to drink tea for no reason, and there is a high probability that nothing good will happen.
But in the mountain peak, once the leader mentions the word "drinking tea", something big will happen!
People die at every turn!
Therefore, Lin Yang kissed himself to drink tea today, fearing that he wanted to send himself away.
"Wuji is still there, why don't you buy him a drink?"
"Junior Sister Xiaxuan is still here."
True Gou Yuan felt bitter, he really didn't want to go.
I went, it’s okay if it’s not the matter, if it is, how can I refuse it?
Master Gou Yuan rolled his eyes and his brain spun rapidly, trying to think of a way to save himself.
At this time, Wuji real person suddenly came.
"You bastard, why do you have such an ugly face?" Master Wuji looked at Master Gou Yuan who was sitting on the futon, and said with a strange expression.
Real person Gou Yuan is a lean middle-aged man with a three-inch beard on his chin. He has a fairy style and a fairy charm, which fits the image of a fairy in the earth myth.
But at this moment, Master Gou Yuan's face turned blue, his teeth were clenched, and his forehead was sweating uncontrollably, as if he had been frightened by something.
"Junior brother, why are you here?" Gou Yuan took a look at Master Wuji, quickly restrained his breath, calmed down, and said slowly.
"It's okay, it's not that only you and my junior sister are left in the first seat of our generation, come here to chat with you, in case you die suddenly one day, I will have no one to talk to." Master Wuji laughed, and opened the car. said jokingly.
Unexpectedly, upon hearing his words, Master Gou Yuan's expression became even more ugly.
Seeing this, Master Wuji was taken aback, "I don't know... right?"
"Our new head treats you to tea?"
"He just sent a voice transmission, saying that he invited me to have tea." Gou Yuanzheng said.
Hearing this, Immortal Wuji, who was just about to sit down, got up "Teng", turned around and walked out of the cave, acting as if I had never been here before.
Real person Gou Yuan teleported to the real person Wuji, "Help me! I still want to stay outside for a while, Golden World, just entering the ancestral land to practice like this is too much of a waste of youth."
"Help you?" Wuji's real voice said, "How can I help you? Don't be self-defeating, and finally put me in!"
After finishing speaking, Master Wuji will bypass Master Gou Yuan and leave here.
It's not that he doesn't help the real Gou Yuan, and it's not that he doesn't show affection.
In fact, he can't help with such a life-and-death matter.
But in the end, Immortal Wuji was dragged to the back mountain peak by Immortal Gou Yuan.
After entering the backing hall, Lin Yang was sitting at the head of the page and flipping through the books, with a serious expression on his face, and exclaimed from time to time, as if he had realized a lot.
Seeing the arrival of Daoist Gou Yuan and Daoist Wuji, Lin Yang hastily closed the book, and quickly went up to greet him, "I have seen the two master uncles."
"Uncle Master, please sit down quickly."
Master Gou Yuan pretended to be calm, and sat down in his seat with a flat face, but when he saw the titles of the books on Lin Yang's seat, he couldn't hold back.
I saw the title of the book in front of Lin Yang's seat:
"On the 10086 Ways of Death for Monks"
The Immortal Wuji who accompanied him also saw it, and felt as if he was sitting on pins and needles, and didn't want to stay here for a moment.
I really didn't realize that Lin Yang, who is usually polite and approachable, hides in the mountains to read such books, he is indeed the proud disciple of Master Yuntian!
"Master, what are you calling me for?" Gou Yuan tried his best not to read the "evil" book, and said to Lin Yang.
"It's nothing, I just want to discuss with my uncle about the establishment of a new hall."
Lin Yang chuckled. Although he became the master, he still looked like a humble junior in front of the real Gou Yuan and Wuji, "It just so happens that Master Wuji's uncle is also here, so we can discuss it."
After finishing speaking, Lin Yang stood up and poured a cup of hot tea for the teacups in front of Gou Yuan and Wuji.
Seeing the steaming tea with the fragrance of tea in front of him, True Gou Yuan breathed a sigh of relief. He thought he was drinking tea, and said, "What hall does the head want to build?"
Lin Yang smiled slightly, "The funeral hall!"
"Pfft!" Immortal Wuji, who was also relieved, took a sip of hot tea into his mouth. Hearing this, he spit it out immediately, looked at Lin Yang with an unnatural expression, and said, "Funeral hall? Build this hall What are you doing, how unlucky!"
Master Gou Yuan nodded, "Yes, building a funeral hall is somewhat unnecessary, right?"
"The Backing Mountain Sect is a sect, and it is a power of cultivating immortals. If we build a funeral hall, others think that my Backing Mountain Sect is going to develop a side business."
Hearing this, Lin Yang said: "I made this decision after receiving feedback from many disciples."
"They said that the mourning clothes distributed by the sect are old, thready, and some are even damaged, so I want to build a funeral hall and let people take care of it."
"Whoever's mourning clothes are old, they can go to the funeral hall to exchange the old ones for new ones. As disciples of the sect, mourning clothes are necessary for manpower, and they must not be careless. The two masters and uncles should understand this truth, right?"
Master Gou Yuan and Master Wuji nodded, wanting to refute, but what Lin Yang said was indeed not unreasonable.
Even their mourning clothes were worn out.
If you want to blame it, you can blame some old guy for being idle, giving away people every day for a year, causing them to wear them every day, which makes the clothes old.
"Aside from changing the mourning clothes, does the funeral hall have any other business?" Daoist Gou Yuan asked.
Hearing this, Lin Yang laughed, "Naturally."
"I feel that the funeral held by Master has some flaws, and many things need to be improved."
"When someone from our sect dies in the future, there should be a special funeral team. Suona, coffin-carrying, and dancing and singing are all in place. Only in this way can we respect the dead."
"Two master uncles, am I right?"
Master Gou Yuan and Master Wuji looked at each other, and both saw the helplessness in each other's eyes.
They could tell that Lin Yang, who appeared to be a gentleman and harmless to humans and animals, had already changed his heart under the training of Master Yuntian.
He didn't send anyone away this year, and he was completely ready to go.
Now that the funeral hall has been completed, is it still far away to send it off in the future?
"Since the head has made a decision, let's do what the head wants." Gou Yuan stood up and said: "There is nothing else, I will go back first."
At the same time, Master Wuji also stood up and prepared to leave. As soon as he saw the books in front of Lin Yang, he felt apprehensive. He didn't want to stay here for a moment.
"Master Uncle, don't worry. The main reason for inviting Master Uncle to come today is because of the second matter."
"The master uncle's cultivation should have improved a lot over the years, right?"
Lin Yang finally got down to business. He stood up slowly, clasped his fists at Daoist Gou Yuan, and said, "Disciple Lin Yang, invite Master Uncle to die!"
Daoist Gou Yuan: "..."
I was watching the real Wuji, and I had already slipped away, and no one was there.
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