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Ah!
Dude, I'm too lazy to tell the truth, why doesn't Lao Gu believe me?
"I'm really going to die! There's still a month to go!" I gritted my teeth and said, "If I can make it through, I'll live, if I can't, I'll die!"
Old Wang probably saw that my face was not good-looking, and the smile on my face disappeared, so he took a puff of cigarette fiercely, and asked, "What's going on?"
How should I put it, maybe it’s because I didn’t have any parents since I was a child. To Lao Wang, I regard him not only as a friend but also as a teacher. In my heart, I also think of him as my father.
I didn't want to hide anything, so I told about the Xuanyin body.
In the past, Pharaoh would definitely not believe this.
But now he has also seen a ghost, and he can't help but believe it when he tells it.
After listening to it, Lao Wang had a gloomy face and continued to click on the cigarette. He smoked the whole cigarette in a few puffs. He took out another cigarette and lit another one. Is there a way?"
"Is there a way I still want to suspend school?" I shrugged helplessly.
Lao Wang fell silent again, and the atmosphere in the classroom suddenly became very solemn, as if the air was about to freeze.
After more than ten seconds, Lao Wang stood up suddenly, threw the cigarette butt on the ground and stomped it out: "Let's go, drink."
Chapter 709 Drinking caused trouble! 【Second update】
I drank a lot of wine during this meal. After the dinner with my classmates, Lao Wang, me and some good classmates went to KTV to drink again.
In the end, I didn't even know how to get back to Siyintang.
In a daze, I heard the sound of baji baji beside me.
Opening his eyes, he saw that the cute little zombie was sitting next to him holding a big tomato, gnawing on it, his face was covered with tomato juice, which looked like blood, not to mention how scary it looked.
Sensing my gaze, the cute little zombie handed me the half-eaten tomato: "Father, do you want to eat?"
Not to mention, his appearance is really refreshing!
I shook my head, rubbed my swollen and painful head, and asked, "Son, what time is it?"
The cute little zombie continued to gnaw on the tomato: "It's twelve o'clock soon."
I rubbed my head and sat up: "Fortunately, I haven't slept for long."
The cute little zombie rolled his eyes at me: "You have been sleeping all day and all night, this is the second day."
The corner of my mouth twitched. I really drank too much this time. I couldn’t even remember what happened the day before yesterday. I drank too much.
Vaguely, I always felt like I was a little loose this time. I remember that in the KTV, Wang Dachui and Lao Wang had a drink and danced on the table or something.
I asked, "Son, how did I get back?"
As soon as the words were finished, the cute little zombie suddenly looked at me with the eyes that you are determined to die: "Mummy will drive you back."
Yushu?
I was taken aback for a moment, and I asked, "What about your mommy?"
"What else do you say?" The cute little zombie continued to look at me with the eyes that you are determined to die: "You pissed off Mommy, she sent you back and left, very angry."
What the hell is going on?
Yushu seldom loses his temper!
I'm drunk like a dog. According to her personality, she has to take care of me anyway. Why did she leave me behind?
Thinking about it, I hurriedly asked, "Did Mommy tell you what I did?"
The cute little zombie shook his head and said, "Call Mommy yourself." After he finished speaking, he began to gnaw on tomatoes sullenly.
After hesitating for a while, I picked up the phone and called Yu Shu. Anyway, I have to find out what happened first, right?
It was already twelve o'clock at this time, and what I didn't expect was that Yushu answered the phone just after the phone rang.
"Hello." Yushu's voice was very cold, and I got goosebumps when I heard it. Something must have happened!
"Ahem... so what, are you angry?" I said with a smile, "Don't be angry, okay? I'll show you how cute, tweet..."
"vomit!"
As soon as the words fell, the cute little zombie who was eating tomatoes retched and gave me a contemptuous look: "It's so disgusting and cute, the baby is about to vomit."
After finishing speaking, the fart kid jumped off the stool, twisted his big buttocks and ran out.
I was so embarrassed that I died, what can I do?I am also very desperate!
It's really disgusting for a big man to be so cute, but Ren Yushu just likes it!
At this time, Yu Shu's cold voice sounded on the other end of the phone: "Wechat sent you a video."
After he finished speaking, he hung up the phone.
I frowned, why is there still a video?
Just as he was thinking about it, his phone vibrated, and it was a video sent by Yushu.
I clicked on the video and saw that my skull was about to explode!
Yaya's legs, this time I played too big!
In the video, Lao Wang, Wang Dachui, and some classmates who went to KTV to sing and drink together are on the street. We each hold a wine bottle and run side by side. expression.
Running and running, the bastard Wang Dachui looked like he was going crazy. He tore off his shirt and laughed loudly, "Fathers and elders, I, Hu Hansan, will perform a striptease for you!"
After finishing speaking, Wang Dahammer began to wriggle, his fat body turned into waves, looking greasy to death!
Immediately afterwards, several other students also took off their clothes and writhed on the main road.
Fortunately, Lao Wang and I were relatively restrained at the time, and we stood shoulder to shoulder, smiling like two idiots.
But in this scene, how could Yu Shu be angry with me?
Just as I was thinking about it, in the video, I suddenly yelled, and then shouted: "Zhou Xiaoqing, Yushu, Bai Linger, I love you, I love you, I love you!"
"Beasts!"
The melon-eating crowd watching on the side of the road cursed in unison.
"Damn it!" I turned my head and raised my middle finger at the melon-eating crowd, "I'm handsome, blame me?"
Seeing this, I couldn't help but gasp, Yaya's legs, I wasn't beaten to death the night before, probably the ancestral grave was smoking!
At this time, in the video, Lao Wang also rushed to my side, waved his hands and shouted: "Fathers and elders, let me see your hands, follow my rhythm, hey hey hey..."
After finishing speaking, Old Wang tore off his shirt like King Kong transforming himself, and danced together with Wang Dachui and the others.
While dancing, Lao Wang shouted: "Friends on the mountain, friends on the tree, friends on the curb, friends over there, let me see your hands!"
I watched the video and couldn't help but slap on the forehead. This time it was really embarrassing to organize a group and throw it at grandma's house!
I guess Yushu was angry because I called Zhou Xiaoqing and Bai Linger's names.
But the video wasn't over yet, so I continued watching.
In the video, Wang Dachui and Lao Wang dance like two mad dogs, and from time to time they have to circle the road to yell at the ignorant people who eat melons to come together.
Jumping and jumping, suddenly, Wang Dachui stood in the middle of the road and began to take off his pants, shouting while taking off: "Wow ha ha ha ha... Whoever wants to come to the zoo to see the golden-winged roc, one yuan per time!"
Ah!
I couldn't calm down on the spot. Is this black fat man Wang Dahammer planning to let himself go?
In the video, Lao Wang, me, and a few classmates rushed up to stop Wang Dachui, but Wang Dachui was fine, and shouted at us with his big buttocks: "Brothers, first come, first served, the golden-winged Dapeng is It's yours, do you want to eat?"
"Beep a teddy dog, beat him up!" Old Wang swung his fist angrily and rushed forward, and several classmates also rushed forward, pressing Wang's sledgehammer for a fat beating.
In the video, I didn't rush up, but instead watched from the crowd, and finally locked my eyes on the camera of the video, and walked over with a silly smile.
The person who took the video wanted to hide, but I snatched the phone. I smiled red-eyed at the camera and said, "One month, I'm going to die in one month..."
The video ended here, and I looked at WeChat in astonishment.
Immediately afterwards, Yushu called. I hurriedly connected the phone and asked with a smile, "Where did you get this video? It should be hard to find."
Yu Shu said on the other end of the phone: "It's not hard to find, it's all over the Internet."
What the hell!
It's over!
Ten thousand troughs in my head ran wildly, this time I really became famous!
"Teacher Wang and Wang Dachui are both in the hospital now, and things are already under pressure, so they won't be affected." On the other end of the phone, Yu Shu's voice was still cold, "Do you know why I'm angry?"
I felt quite sorry, and said in a deep voice, "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have mentioned Zhou Xiaoqing and Bai Ling'er."
"You still don't understand!" On the other end of the phone, Yu Shu's voice suddenly became louder, and said in a crying voice, "I, I don't want you to die!"
Chapter 710 Arrangement [Third Update]
I was stunned at the time, listening to Yu Shu's cry coming from the phone in astonishment.
She cried so hard that I had never heard her cry so heartbreakingly.
All of a sudden, I panicked and didn't know what to do.
On the mobile phone, Yushu's voice was crying, sobbing, and said loudly: "I don't want you to die, I don't want you to die, I want you to be well, we still have a future, ten years, 20 years, 100 years , I want you to live, I just want you to live."
"I don't care about your past, and I don't care about your feelings for Zhou Xiaoqing and Bai Ling'er. I want you, I only want you, I don't allow you to die, I don't allow you to die, do you understand?"
I was stunned, my mind went blank, Yushu's words kept ringing in my ears like thunder.
It was like a heavy hammer hitting my heart fiercely. This feeling was so uncomfortable, it was so uncomfortable that I would die!
"Did you hear that? Speak up! Answer me!" Yushu yelled on the phone.
I came back to my senses, and for a moment, as if there was something extra in my heart, I gritted my teeth and nodded: "Understood, for you, for the future, I will, I will fight!"
On the phone, Yushu cried and said: "Remember, Chen Feng, what I like is you who is not afraid of anything, not you who is crying all day waiting to die, where is your courage to save me? Where is your courage to save Bai Linger?"
I don't know how to answer, indeed, I am like this, what is it?
"Even if the gods let you die, you still have to live!" On the phone, Yu Shu's voice became firm all of a sudden, "I want you to fight, I want you to live desperately!"
Boom!
I was shocked, that's right, I used to dare to anger the ghost king because of Zhou Xiaoqing, risking my life to go to hell.
When I rescued Yushu, I dared to bear the heavy pressure of King Chujiang to make a yin marriage. Even if the bones of the dead came, I would dare to fight.
When saving Bai Ling'er, I dared to go all over the Bai family, and I also dared to kill the decisive Dao heart demon.
So now, why don't I dare to fight against the sky?
Destiny wants me to die, I fight!
Fate makes me die, I fight!
Whoever makes me die, then I will... fight him upside down!
Suddenly, I felt that the blood in my body was boiling and burning, and I took a deep breath: "Understood, I will survive!"
"This month, I won't look for you, and I won't see you. What I want is that you come to see me in person after one month!" On the phone, Yushu said with a trembling voice, not giving me a chance to respond , and hung up the phone.
I looked at the interface of the end of the phone call, held it tightly, and then got up to find the golden kit that Mao Jiuying had left for me.
"Perhaps, this is my lifeline!" I squeezed the kit tightly, found a red string, and tied the kit around my neck.
Since Mao Jiuying was able to seal my Xuanyin body back then, he must have a way to help me resist the limit now that he has given me a kit!
pat!
At this time, suddenly, the door of the room opened.
The cute little zombie staggered in and gave me a guilty look. Before I could ask, the kid covered his eyes with his hands: "I didn't hear anything."
After speaking, he seemed to feel that his movements were wrong, and he hurriedly covered his ears.
I burst out laughing and said, "Come on, listen to whatever you want."
The cute baby zombie put down his hands, smiled at me, then turned around and walked outside the door, with his right hand behind his back, his buttocks pouted, and he looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle: "What is love in the world? I am so angry that I become a beauty!"