Online Fortune Telling: Your Son Has Another Dad

Chapter 559 - 557: Vajra Qilin Arm

After reading the suggestions from his online friends and deciding not to meddle in his friend’s affairs, Old Zhu relaxed a lot.

He shifted his gaze from the bullet comments to Lu Heng.

Then he chuckled and said, "Old Taoist, the problem that’s been bothering me has been resolved."

"Next, I’d like you to tell my fortune!"

Upon hearing this, Lu Heng smiled faintly.

Is it finally my turn?

He softly asked, "Young Friend Zhu, what would you like to know about tonight?"

"Well..."

Old Zhu hesitated a bit, his face suddenly turning a little red, looking slightly embarrassed, "Old Taoist, I’d like to ask you to predict when I’ll get married in the future!"

"You see, I’m not young anymore, and my family is urging me quite a bit."

"So I just wanted to ask, when will I get married..."

Upon hearing the other person’s request, Lu Heng felt a bit numb.

Why are people coming to him for fortune-telling these days all interested in predicting their future romance?

But he still nodded and agreed, "Alright, Young Friend Zhu!"

"Next, please wait a moment, let the old Taoist carefully calculate for you!"

After speaking, he silently summoned the Celestial Destiny System in his mind.

"System, query the future information of this person!"

[System prompt: Querying future information will consume three days of the host’s lifespan, continue?]

"Yes!"

Once he confirmed, everything that Old Zhu would experience in the future played out like a movie, scene after scene, before his eyes.

After watching all of this, Lu Heng fell silent.

The current "Sister-in-law, Please Let Go" and the previous "Windward Urine Three Zhangs" are truly a pair of Wolong and Fengchu!

For a moment, he didn’t know how to begin speaking.

And Lu Heng’s brief silence made the online friends start to laugh.

"Uh-oh, uh-oh, the old Taoist isn’t speaking anymore!"

"The old Taoist’s silence seems to mean Old Zhu is in trouble?"

"Look at the old Taoist’s hesitant look, I’m afraid this Brother Zhu’s future is also full of twists and turns!"

"Could it be that Old Zhu will end up lonely like Young Chu before?"

"That’s possible! One’s surname is Zhu, the other’s is Chu, there’s a familial connection in the surnames."

"Is it another case of solitary imprisonment without a wife?"

"How is it, Old Zhu? Breaking into a sweat yet?"

"If Old Zhu ends up lonely, he might as well take the plunge now!"

"Take the plunge? Plunge into what?"

"Doesn’t Old Zhu not have a girlfriend or partner? What plunge could he take?"

"Whoa! I get it now, your imagination is really wild!"

"Who else’s plunge could he take? Of course, his friend, Old Zhang’s plunge!"

"Well... that’s not a bad solution either!"

"That Xiaoli has a daughter and is pregnant, and Old Zhang is hesitating. If you step in directly, Old Zhu, you might end up with both a son and daughter!"

"666666! You guys sure know how to give advice."

"For the sake of a brother, willing to sacrifice! This plunge, Old Zhu will take!"

"I’m just saying, with a woman as scheming as Xiaoli, if she ends up with Old Zhu, would she keep flirting with others?"

"I think it’s unlikely! That woman has skills in controlling men, and I bet handling a bachelor like Old Zhu would be a piece of cake."

"OMG, I can’t believe it! The old Taoist hasn’t even given the result yet, and you’re all guessing in the dark?"

"Exactly, what if it’s not a lonely old age but early demise?"

"That might be even worse than a lonely old age!"

"Alright, alright, can you all wish Brother Zhu a better future?"

Reading these bullet comments from the online friends, Old Zhu’s face was almost turning green.

What do they mean?

Will I really never find a wife and end up lonely?

No way!

Absolutely impossible!

Old Zhu immediately dismissed this thought in his mind.

Meanwhile, he also added another thought in his mind...

Even if I end up lonely, I’ll never be a fill-in guy for someone else’s family!

Especially not for a scheming woman like Xiaoli!

Old Zhu was quite self-aware, knowing that a guy like him would surely lose to a woman like Xiaoli.

After all, even Old Zhang, who navigated the flower sea without getting entangled, was being toyed with by Xiaoli.

If he marries Xiaoli in the future, without a doubt, she’d have him under her thumb.

By then, who knows how many patches of Green Grassland he’d be topped with!

Thinking this, Old Zhu couldn’t help but speak: "Old Taoist, I’m already thirty-three this year."

"I’ve only been in two relationships, once during university and once the year after graduation."

"Later, due to work reasons, I went abroad for a few years."

"When I wanted to solve my personal marriage issue, I was already thirty."

"These past three years, I’ve been wanting to find a suitable girl to marry but haven’t met anyone so far."

"As for blind dates, there hasn’t been anyone I really connect with."

"I believe my adaptability is quite strong."

"Old Taoist, whatever you have to say, just tell me directly!"

"I believe I can handle it..."

Upon hearing this, Lu Heng gently shook his head and said, "Young Friend Zhu, I’ve already calculated your future situation."

"Regarding marriage, you will likely meet a suitable woman around the age of forty..."

Hearing this, Old Zhu was stunned.

No way, no way, no way?

His eyes shimmered with disbelief, half-laughing and half-crying, "Old Taoist, this can’t... can’t be right?"

"I really have to wait until I’m forty to meet a suitable woman?"

"According to online folks joking around, being single for thirty years trains a Qilin Arm."

"Being single until I’m forty, won’t I end up with a Vajra Qilin Arm?"

In spite of everything, Old Zhu’s attitude remained quite positive.

Even facing the prospect of meeting a suitable woman only at forty, he still couldn’t resist joking about himself.

How to put it?

Finding joy in hardship!

The online friends couldn’t help but laugh at his jokes too.

"In the future, who’ll rule the land, if not our Brother Zhu?"

"Zhu, listen to an old-timer’s advice: If you really can’t find a suitable girlfriend, maybe find a close elder sister to avoid chaos!"

"Is this close elder sister a serious person?"

"I’d also like a close elder sister, preferably one with a villa and a luxury car."

"What kind of close elder sister is that? Isn’t that just a rich lady?"

"Brother Zhu, thank you for contributing to the gender imbalance!"

"One radish for one hole, one less radish means one more hole. On behalf of all single men nationwide, I thank Brother Zhu for his forty-year contribution!"

"Brother, even if we find someone suitable at forty, we should never be a fill-in guy!"

"I think, rather than waiting till forty to get married, it’s better to fill Xiaoli’s spot now!"

"Yeah, filling Xiaoli’s spot caters to brotherhood and ensures both a son and a daughter..."