novelbest Chapter 63 I also met a liar
Chapter 63 I also met a liar
Fortunately, Xu Gouzi is not Zheng Tu in Guanxi in "Water Margin", and he didn't pick up the rickshaw and throw it at Wu Erhan.
Xu Gouzi twisted the towel in his hand, and asked in a neutral tone: "The shopkeeper is not here, what do you need from him?"
Wu Erhan nodded: "Yes, I have a friend who wants to invite him to the police station to discuss buying your foreign car."
"Go to the police station..."
"To the police station?"
Xu Gouzi was stunned for a moment, then looked at Wu Erhan in disbelief, and asked after a long time: "Guest officer, are you kidding me?"
"What joke am I kidding you?" Wu Erhan was a little puzzled.
"You're not kidding me?" Xu Gouzi asked again.
Xu Gouzi had concluded at this time that Wu Erhan must have some brain problems.
He had met a customer before, who was also dressed in tatters, but his words were extremely presumptuous. He kept saying that my family is related to the President, and he wanted to buy ten foreign cars from your family.
At first, Xu Gouzi foolishly thought that what the guest said was true, but he didn't understand until the guest's family rushed over.
It turned out that the guest was a dilapidated bannerman, because his family was in decline and his spirit couldn't bear the blow, so he went crazy.From then on, he wandered the streets all day, boasting half-crazily about his family's great business.
Now, Xu Gouzi felt that he had encountered another lunatic.
And Wu Erhan also felt that this guy's brains were really not bright, he waved his hand: "I won't tell you, where is your shopkeeper, I'll go directly to him."
"I told you, our shopkeeper is not here!"
"Then where is he going?"
"How would I know! I'm just a buddy!"
"Then who knows where he is going?"
"Then I don't know."
"No, if you ask three questions and don't know, then what do you know!"
No matter how good-tempered Wu Erhan was, he was provoked by Xu Gouzi.
Xu Gouzi is not to be outdone, he can't offend those nobles, and he can't offend you, a broken-down lunatic: "I don't know anything, okay, you, where should I go, okay, don't delay me Wipe the car, okay!"
"Hey!"
"How are you talking, buddy!" Wu Erhan and Xu Gouzi choked.
"I'm just talking like this, it doesn't sound good, you plug your ears!" Xu Gouzi retorted.
The quarrel between the two became louder and louder, and the guys around hurried over to persuade them, for fear that the two of them would fight and let other customers see it and affect the business.
At this time, Jiang Maowen, the shopkeeper of Dongfuxing, walked in from the outside. He went back to his hometown outside the city for the past few days, but he didn't expect to see the clerk and the customer arguing as soon as he came back.
This is a big taboo in business, he immediately frowned!
"The shopkeeper is here!"
"The shopkeeper!"
The guys immediately nodded and bowed obediently, and Xu Gouzi was no exception.
"What are you doing?"
Jiang Maowen stared at everyone coldly.
Xu Gouzi immediately explained: "The shopkeeper, I met another guy who is just like the lunatic last time."
"I told him to leave quickly, but he just didn't leave, so he started to choke."
As soon as Xu Gouzi finished speaking, Jiang Maowen raised his hand and slapped Xu Gouzi directly on the face: "Slap!"
Xu Gouzi was stunned by the beating. He covered his face and looked at Jiang Maowen in horror.
"Asshole, how many times have I told you, don't care about the situation of the customers who come to the store, you are not allowed to quarrel with the customers."
"You have donkey hair stuffed in your ears, don't you remember!" Jiang Maowen scolded.
"Boss, I..." Xu Gouzi felt aggrieved, but he didn't dare to say it.
Jiang Maowen glared at Xu Gouzi: "I'll settle the score with you later!"
Immediately afterwards, Jiang Maowen looked at Wu Erhan with a professional smile; "My guest, are you planning to buy a car?"
He stretched out his hand and didn't hit the smiling face. Although Wu Erhan was angry, he saw that the shopkeeper's attitude was not bad, so he nodded: "Yes, at least twenty high-end foreign cars must be bought!"
When Jiang Maowen heard this, his expression became complicated, and his anger towards Xu Gouzi became much less.
"Xu Gouzi is right, this man is really a lunatic!"
But for Jiang Maowen to become the shopkeeper, he naturally has a strong professional ethics. He still smiled and said: "Oh, that's a big deal. I don't know how much you plan to pay."
When Wu Erhan heard this, he shook his head: "I don't know, I also came to help a friend to look at the car."
"Okay, another friend came out, with your appearance, can you have a friend who can afford twenty foreign cars?"
Jiang Maowen complained hard in his heart, and he decided not to punish Xu Gouzi later, after all, what Wu Erhan said, even Jiang Maowen couldn't help but want to say something.
"Then, how much does your friend plan to pay?" Jiang Maowen continued to ask.
Wu Erhan scratched his scalp: "I'm not sure about this."
"Of course you don't know!" Jiang Maowen complained in his heart.
"However, my friend asked you to go to the police station to find him, and he will discuss this matter with you face to face!"
After Wu Erhan said this, Jiang Maowen had already decided to send this master away immediately, and he must not keep him anymore, otherwise he would really scold this master.
"Okay, but I have something to do right now, why don't you go back first, and I'll go find your friend later?" Jiang Maowen said perfunctorily.
"Then, let's do it!"
As Wu Erhan said, he took out a name card from his pocket and handed it to Jiang Maowen: "This is my friend's name card. If you are free, take the name card and go to the Beicheng District Police Station to look for it." Him."
Seeing that Jiang Maowen had accepted the name card, Wu Erhan left with peace of mind. Next, he had to go to Shuncheng, and asked the shopkeeper of that car dealership to go to the police station as well.
Seeing Wu Erhan leave, Jiang Maowen shook his head in disdain, and Xu Gouzi beside him said aggrievedly: "Shopkeeper, let me just call this man a lunatic."
"All right, all right, you've been wronged. At noon today, I'll ask the kitchen to fry an egg for you, okay!" Jiang Maowen smiled, and looked down at the famous card in his hand.
"Beicheng District Police Station, deputy chief, Lin Hongfei?"
"Isn't this nonsense!"
"The deputy chief had been shot to death by a soldier in a brothel."
"Furthermore, the dead deputy director's surname is not Lin!"
"But this famous post is pretty decent, it looks like the real thing!"
Jiang Maowen has been in his hometown outside the city for the past few days, and has no idea what happened in the city.
Originally, he had preconceived that Wu Erhan was a liar, and with this famous post, in Jiang Maowen's mind, Wu Erhan was confirmed as a liar.
Ignoring the matter, Jiang Maowen yelled at a clerk: "You, buy me a bowl of soybean juice, two burnt rings, and a shredded radish pancake."
"Hurry up, I haven't had breakfast yet!"
"Okay, shopkeeper, I'll buy it for you!" The clerk immediately walked out of the shop when he heard this.