Chapter 58
Chapter 58
Chewing in his mouth, Xu Damao showed a crazy expression.
The blue veins on his forehead were even more popped.
Suddenly, Xu Damao felt a long-lost feeling.
Looking down again, it was really useful.
Xu Damao stood up excitedly.
Just then Lou Xiaoe came in from outside the house.
Xu Damao immediately ran to Lou Xiaoe impatiently.
"Today, tonight we have to get things done!"
Lou Xiaoe frowned.
"What's the matter? I'm here to get something. We're going to get a divorce tomorrow!"
divorce?
Xu Damao is not willing.
He grabbed Lou Xiao'e's wrist.
"Even if you want to divorce, you have to deal with it with me today!"
Seeing Xu Damao's beastly appearance, Lou Xiao'e panicked.
"You, you, don't do this, we're getting a divorce!" Lou Xiao'e struggled while speaking.
Xu Damao was about to start immediately.
At this moment, he has already felt the masculinity, if he doesn't let it out, he will be suffocated to death.
But Lou Xiaoe didn't cooperate at all, and kept dodging.
The more Xu Damao used his strength, the more he was about to push Lou Xiao'e down.
Finally, Lou Xiaoe was angered.
With a crisp slap, that solid slap landed on Xu Damao's face.
But it didn't stop Xu Damao, who was already controlled by animal desire.
On the contrary, it made Xu Damao's movements a little faster.
Lou Xiaoe couldn't bear it anymore, and kicked Xu Damao's crotch suddenly.
In the past, Xu Damao could ignore this attack.
But now, in a state of excitement, he was kicked to the ground and knelt directly on the ground.
Lou Xiaoe also seized the opportunity, picked up the quilt and ran out.
Xu Damao raised his hand to stop him, but the severe pain made him unable to move. He could only watch Lou Xiaoe run past him.
The next morning.
He Yuzhu lay on the bed puzzled.
Still holding the black box in his hand.
He tried this thing all night but couldn't open it.
After he bought a golden seed last night, it turned out that there were no gold bars to buy extra farmland.
You can't dig out what you've planted before.
So he wondered if the black box contained gold bars.
After doing this all night, it turned out that it didn't move at all, and it couldn't be opened at all.
He Yuzhu sighed helplessly when he heard the cock crowing outside, and threw the black box into the space with his backhand.
Fortunately, today is a vacation, otherwise I would have to stay up all night and have to work all morning.
After stretching, He Yuzhu lay down directly.
When I woke up again, it was already noon.
Brushing his teeth, He Yuzhu walked out the door.
Yan Bugui suddenly ran up to He Yuzhu mysteriously.
"What do you think happened to Xu Damao?"
He Yuzhu was taken aback.
"What happened to Xu Damao?"
Yan Bugui looked around, then covered half of his mouth, and whispered to He Yuzhu.
"I got up this morning to pee, and guess what, I saw Xu Damao in the pigsty."
He Yuzhu frowned.
"What is he doing in the pigsty? Isn't that the public pig? It's a collective thing, don't act like he's thinking about it!"
Yan Bugui waved his hands quickly.
"No, no, I saw him. Oh, I'm too embarrassed to say."
"He, he, where did he end up wearing pants."
Where did you end up wearing pants?
This amount of information is a bit large.
He Yuzhu couldn't digest it and scratched his head.
He Yuzhu asked tentatively.
"The kid went to shit in the pigsty?"
Yan Bugui curled his mouth.
"How big is shit, should I tell you?"
That being said, there is only one possibility.
He Yuzhu followed Yan Bugui with a mysterious expression.
"I was thinking, aren't there all boars in our pigsty?"
Yan Bugui patted his thigh.
"Isn't it?"
"It's all boars, and he can do it."
"I'm disgusted just thinking about it!"
He Yuzhu didn't know how to organize his words for a while.
If it was a sow, there might be such a shred of understanding.
But the boar couldn't understand, He Yuzhu really couldn't understand.
"Where's his wife?" He Yuzhu suppressed a smile.
"I was wandering around the yard last night, and I saw Lou Xiao'e running away with her things."
"I guess that kid must have been stimulated by something!"
Lou Xiaoe ran away?
Now the smile on He Yuzhu's face bloomed.
If this made Lou Xiao'e leave Xu Damao, wouldn't that kill two birds with one stone?
"Where did you go?" He Yuzhu asked curiously.
"Where did I know where I was going, and I didn't follow others quietly!" Yan Bugui waved his hand and said.
He Yuzhu's eyelids drooped for a moment.
"Don't be modest, you are like a spy all day long, you haven't followed, so hurry up and ask where Lou Xiao'e went?"
Yan Bugui scratched his head in embarrassment.
"I went to the deaf old lady's room. I should hide in the deaf old lady's room."
Having said that, Yan Bugui looked around.
"By the way, you must not tell anyone about Xu Damao riding a pig!"
"You trampled on that kid's face last night. If the news spreads, it will be over."
He Yuzhu nodded.
"Don't worry, although I have some grievances with him, I won't drive him to death."
"I have a good idea of this kind of thing!"
Although he wanted to tell everyone about it, it would be tantamount to letting Xu Damao die.
He Yuzhu still wanted to have more fun with Xu Damao, so he kept this secret in Xu Damao's heart for the time being.
Humming a ditty, with his hands behind his back, He Yuzhu walked towards the deaf old lady's room.
Originally, there were voices of conversation in the room, but when they heard He Yuzhu's footsteps, the room immediately fell silent.
He Yuzhu slowed down on purpose, and only shouted after feeling that the people inside were well hidden.
"Old Ancestor, have you had lunch yet? I'm here to make lunch for you!"
The deaf old lady came out with a cane.
"You kid came to cook for me empty-handed?"
"Oh, you always eat ready-made ones. Is it possible that I have to buy vegetables?"
"You kid can pick you up, and you can eat as much as you want, and you insist on cooking for me."
Following the old lady into the room, He Yuzhu looked around and sat down at the table.
"Old ancestor, do you know? Lou Xiao'e ran away!"
Hearing this, the deaf old lady's expression immediately changed subtly.
But then he asked He Yuzhu with a puzzled expression.
"Why did she run away? I have been married to Xu Damao for so many years, and I have nothing else to do except watch them fight frequently?"
He Yuzhu shook his head pretending not to know.
"Who knows? Maybe it has something to do with Xu Damao's not-so-good personality!"
"You said that kid, I made it clear that I wanted to help him, but he doesn't know good people."
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